مافي من بعد السوري

Dear YAMO,
Yesterday friendatee invited me to a restaurant, we orders first KISSERS ( (مقبلات , upside down ( ( مقلوبة ,
and the dessert was hind's husband cake ( جوز الهند) and made in husband ( معمول بالجوز).
But yamo one of my friendatee is a moons player ( لعيب قمار ) so danger on my mind ( خطر عبالي) to go
to the vomiting office (مكتب المراجعات) in the university that have the
divorced salad ( السلطة المطلقة ( and tell them about my friend.
Yamo I bought two husbands of socks ( جوزين كلسات) but the salesman didn't understand what I wanted
so I told him your price on me(حقك عليي) I wanted to pay for the socks
he didn't accept and said to me keep it on my calculation (خليها عحسابي )
We became friends and he invited me to his house
before I came in I shouted constitution parents home (دستور ياأهل الدار) I evaluated his envelopes (قدرت ظروفه)
coz he lived alone in a small house.
He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him cover your width ( يستر على عرضك) I can't sleep out of the university
but from here to here ( من هون لهون) I knew he was Syrian too.
He was very on a boy ( عصبي).
I told him that the next day the invitation would me on my mathematics ( على حسابي).
Friendato came to tell him instead of your safety (عوض بسلامتك) coz his cousin died two weeks ago.
Make your touching in good Yamo ( مسيتك بالخير) , and see you soon…